When I’m about to eat something “milchig” (dairy):

secularinafrumworld:

and someone so helpfully reminds me that I’m fleishig (meat):

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Now I have to wait the full six hours until I can have milchigs again. 

So do you still consider yourself religious?

secularinafrumworld:

Well…

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Does that count?

First time at a bar:

When non-Jewish songs are remade for Jewish music:

secularinafrumworld:


When the original lyrics are replaced with Hebrew: 

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Worse, when it’s replaced with newly written English lyrics:

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Worst, when the actual composition of some parts of the song are changed:

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inferiordesignosaur:

I realized today that I’ve found so many parts of tumblr that pander to my different interests.

But I’m yet to meet the Jewish side of tumblr.

Could I get a Jewish sound-off going here?

I feel you!

(via feministjewishfangirl)

When someone tells me which part of the Torah portion the chazzan is reading from on Shabbat.

When someone tells me which part of the Torah portion the chazzan is reading from on Shabbat.

Before Yom Kippur.

Before Yom Kippur.

Me practicing Shomer Negiah in high school.

Me practicing Shomer Negiah in high school.

Honey—you’re shirt is a little low cut. Would you like to borrow one of mine?

Honey—you’re shirt is a little low cut. Would you like to borrow one of mine?

Getting the last challah at 2:30 p.m. on a Friday afternoon, right before the store closes.

Getting the last challah at 2:30 p.m. on a Friday afternoon, right before the store closes.