When someone tells me which part of the Torah portion the chazzan is reading from on Shabbat.

When someone tells me which part of the Torah portion the chazzan is reading from on Shabbat.

Before Yom Kippur.

Before Yom Kippur.

Me practicing Shomer Negiah in high school.

Me practicing Shomer Negiah in high school.

Honey—you’re shirt is a little low cut. Would you like to borrow one of mine?

Honey—you’re shirt is a little low cut. Would you like to borrow one of mine?

Getting the last challah at 2:30 p.m. on a Friday afternoon, right before the store closes.

Getting the last challah at 2:30 p.m. on a Friday afternoon, right before the store closes.

Me at every friend’s wedding.

Me at every friend’s wedding.

When someone mentions that they can’t stay long because they have a shiur to get to.

When someone mentions that they can’t stay long because they have a shiur to get to.

When you find out how much it costs to reserve a seat in Shul on Rosh Hashana.

When you find out how much it costs to reserve a seat in Shul on Rosh Hashana.

When you find out your parents are sending you a check for Channuka.

When you find out your parents are sending you a check for Channuka.

This is me at any singles event.

This is me at any singles event.